January 2011
44 posts
When I start singing a song and people join in.
s0ulf00d:
Did I invite you?
Ugg Boots and Shorts
grori:
I’m just:
WHAT? WERE YOUR FEET COLD, AND YOUR VAGINA HOT??
When those girls on Facebook take pictures and the...
taytaygarcia:
And everyone is commenting like:
“OMFGZZZ Y0U’RE S00 GORGEOUS. Y0U’R3 FACE IS FLAWLESS. SHARE SOME OF YOU PRREEEETTYNESS PL3ASEE<#33#333#!!!111!!1!”
Then you’re just sitting there like:
HA
HA
HA
HA
HA
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
holllayyberrie:
Facebook should have "Has a baby with ________" as...
When a teacher is talking about her kid in class,...
doctor-reis:
thatweirdalltimelowkid:
imjustweird:
OH GOD…YOU HAVE SEX…
ugh this
This^
When people stop in the middle of a crowded...
rahpunzel:
wellliveinloveanddie:
Omg I push them the fuck out of my way.
hahahaha!!!
"You two used to go out?"
underhandedintrigue:
I hate when people try to whisper to me when the...
Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
degrassiblowsmymind:
3$ for a pack of skittles my ass.
Warm home baked brownies and milk:P
My man
is like the best. I know all you other girlfriends are probably like “yeah so is mines.” And I’m glad that we all have great men. But for my needs and from my prospective, mine is the best in my eyes. He seriously does everything I ask and he gets me everything I want. He amazes me daily.
P.S. And for all you girls out there who seriously don’t think your man is the best...
Ugh I hate allergies! Sneezing, watery eyes, puffy...
Cleaning all day long. Bringing out the old stuff,...
Watchalysssageee:
mysteriousgiirl:
bellatrixlestrange13:
jennyfromthablock:
jolteeonnn:
rachelofftheheezay:
everysongisaboutsex:
I’ve done this 5 fucking times,
each time, seriously
i can’t
how does it
i’m confused
WHAT IS THIS FUCKERY
OHMYGOD
FIPJ
I DON’T UNDERSTAND
I DONT EITHER AIDHFAO FRUSTRATION
What the?
I…
How?
…….
I cant even.
WTF?!
whoa… WTF?
Take the last 2 digits of the year you were born...
chelu:
heartily:
It will equal 111 (or 11 if you were born after the year 2000). Happy 2011! :)
woah creeeeeeeeeepy.
Ugh
I have separation anxiety! Even though Kyle and I live together, I miss him like crazy whenever he is gone. We may get on each others last nerve, but the fact that he’s next to me, makes me feel complete.
Us then (1st date)
Some donkey girl!
Me: What can I get you guys?
Guy: A bud light.
Girl: I'll have a bud light with him.
Me: Ok may I please see your guys ID?
(Taking out their IDs I look at the guys first and it was good. Then I look at the girls. I'm staring at it for quite some time cause I didn't know if I was seeing correctly. Then I ask the girl...)
Me: 1992? How old are you?
Girl: 18 (With a smile on her face).
Me: o_O Um you have to be 21 to drink here.
Girl: Ok (With a smile on her face).
I was confused because on IDs they have two dates on it. One is the expiration date and the other is the birth date so I thought I was looking at the expiration date at first but it was her effing birthday! Her and the dude was so calm. Like they really didn't know you had to be 21 to drink here. It was both state IDs so its not like they didn't know you had to be 21. They blew my mind today!
Darn!
Kyle had some kind of sickness for like almost two weeks. He never really had a fever. He just coughed a lot. Like really irritating kine coughing! And he also had diarrhea! Now that he is kind of over it, I have it!!! Like there is like gullagullas built up in my throat that don’t want to come out. When I cough it sounds like I am coughing normally. There is no rumbling noise from the...
nopantsbeyondthispoint asked: hey , i have the olympus pen EPL1 and its prolly the BEST camera EVER . deff. worth the investment ! haha . just thought i would let you know .
nopantsbeyondthispoint asked: hey , i have the olympus pen EPL1 and its prolly the BEST camera EVER . deff. worth the investment ! haha . just thought i would let you know .
I lay in bed everyday...
trying to get my babygirl to move! ahaha. For the past week I’ve been feeling her move. I think. ahhaha.
I feel like i'm really small for 5 months.
I look at other girls pregnant pictures and their bellys when they were around 5 months and they actually look like their pregnant. Like if someone idk was to see me they would think in their head “is she pregnant or is she just chubby?” No one has ever came up to me and asked me how far along I was or if I was having a boy or girl blah blah blah. I just look bloated:(
Space Saving Bedrooms
stalkingwithscissors:
iPhone alarm not working!! →
Kyle and I overslept this morning because our alarms on our iPhones didn’t go off. I thought Kyle set it for P.M. instead of A.M. but he didn’t. Everything looked correct with the alarm time. And now I just came across this and now it all makes sense!!
